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what do you think of this joke my grandfather told us when when were kid’s was it too much for kid’s?

Two old farmers had hauled a truck load of squirming hogs eighty miles from their west Kansas farm to the nearest market. The old truck had overheated twice; the hogs were keeping the truck rocking, even when it was stopped, and the hot summer Kansas wind was drying them out fast.
Within three miles of the market, they passed a tavern and pulled in for a couple of draft beers. The place was dimly lit and air conditioned.
After about 20 minutes, one says to the other, “It’s going to be really hard to get up, but I reckon we ought to.”
About that time, a quite obvious prostitute walks up to the bar, works her way in between them, and says, “You guys look about ready for action. I’ll do anything you want me to do for $60.”
The old farmer pulls three $20 bills out of his pocket and replies, “Here you go, Ma’am; git that load of hawgs to the Maple Street auction barn.”

thats awesome and funny….good one!

heres a few from my grandparents!

2 grandmas were sitting in their rocking chairs on the porch,reminicing about the good ole days.
One grandma says to the other grandma..dear do you remeber the minuet (dance btw)…she says darn…i cant even remember the min i screwed never mind the min i et!

a flasher was going up to old ladies in a nursing home flashing…they all had big strokes…..well he went up to one last lady….poor old lady…..she couldnt reach it!

Birth Control Pills
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.” Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you’re 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?” The woman responded, “They help me sleep better.” The doctor thought some more and continued, “How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?” The woman said, “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice and I sleep better at night.”

An 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
He replied, “Just doing what you said, Doc: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’”
The doctor said, “I didn’t say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur; be careful.”

This old couple’s sitting on their front porch rocking one morning, she says to him, “Do you remember what we were doing 50 years ago this morning?” “Yes,” he replies, “We was eating breakfast in the nude.” “That’s right,” she says, “Lets do it again and see if we can re-kindle some of those old feelings?” “OK, “he agrees.
Later, as they were eating, she says “Pa. I think it’s working. My tits are as warm for you now as they ever were.” “Well, they ought to be,” he says. “You got one tit hanging in your coffee and the other’s in your oatmeal.”

Milkjug Ma’am at Farmer’s Market

Signature Housewares Farmers Market 8-Inch Stoneware Plates, Set of 4 $17.25 Enjoy every bite with these charming plates from the Farmers Market collection by Signature Housewares, inspired by retro-Americana and the bountiful produce found at local farmers’ markets. Each ivory-glazed plate in this set of four is decorated with a colorful illustration of a different fruit – apple, pear, blueberry, and cherry. Constructed of glazed stoneware – a dense, strong, and durable c…

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Madame Alexander Dolls Maggie’s Trip to the Farmer’s Market, 8, Americana Collection $69.95 Maggie’s Trip to the Farmer’s Market is an 8″ doll with long dark brown hair and blue eyes. This Maggie has a fully articulated body. She wears a pink and white checked top, denim skirt and pink and white cowboy boots. A bag of fruit is included. Released in 2008, Maggie’s Trip to the Farmer’s Market is a part of the Americana collection. This Madame Alexander doll carries on the tradition of The …

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